gah!!!

no gossip girl tomorrosw. seriously??!

just get back together already!!!

made

why do i feel like i am the only person wathing (loving) this show!?

how to make it in america: it's from hbo, it is set in nyc, it has an amaaaaaazing soundtrack, kid cudi is in it (!!) and how adorable is bryan greenberg!? i have seen prime a gajillion and 76 times cause he is just sooooo, so, so, you know?

fall into him

i have wanted to post about the fall since day 1 of this blog. but every time i do my blog rounds, someone else has already mentioned it. and so, to not bombard everyone, i waited.

if you haven't already, you must SEE THIS MOVIE!! it is beautiful, both visually and in its meaning. you will laugh, and cry and mostly, be in awe of the beautiful landscapes and colors.

and then, you will notice him. lee pace, the most adorable, underrated actor of our time. then, like me, you will watch all the other movies he's in (miss petigrew lives for a day, a single man, the good shepherd, when in rome) and then rent pushing daisies and swoon. yeah, he's that cute!

right? am i right?

pushing daisies

a single man

miss petigrew lives for a day

ahhhh, thank you for letting me take care of this. hope you enjoy him as much as i do.

too early to be this lost

i am not appreciating that lost is on tuesday nights.

first of all, that is cheapie tuesday night at the theatres. do you not want me to go to the movies anymore abc? cause i won't. i can't afford to any other night.

second, you make it really hard to concentrate for the rest of the week. see, i need to analyze everything that happened. watch it at least three more times, and analyze some more. you used to give me the weekend to do that, which was great, cause it didn't interfere with work, just my social life. but no, you got all selfish on us and now all i think of all week is lost.

well abc, you've ruined me. hope you're happy. you're lucky avatar came out earlier this year or i wouldn't have gotten this joke...

will the real tay-tay please stand up

so taylor left rachel zoe, old news.
she now works at everyday minerals...mmmmk?
then she started her own blog. coughthezoereportcough.

and have you read it?
first of all, the name: love, taylor ???
heart??????? for serious? what!?!
and then "love"? not "up yours, tay-tay", cause that seems more fitting no?

ok, content wise, i am ok with it. i don't live in LA, prob will never visit, and couldn't care less about shopping there. but if you keep showing me pics of your closet, i will let it slide.

but tay, let's be real, this voice? this sugarry, sappy, "love y'all!!!" voice? who the eff is that? not the taylor i know! it should read a little more like:

ughhh!! this is where i shop...and like, why do you care!? now you're all going to look like me and like, i just don't deal with that. a bunch of little tay-tays everywhere? no. no. i won't allow it. just stay home. i don't shop. no. go away. don't touch me. up yours, tay-tay"

and the pictures would be more like this:

now that's a career change i could deal with. taylor, please girl, keep it real.

nkotb 4life

possibly the best jimmy fallon show yet...

still not over it

who's that girl?

march 8th? MARCH 8TH!? i can't wait that long...i'm dying.

no wait, NOW i'm dying. hate you vanessa...jealous.

the other coco

don't forget to watch tonight. we'll miss you conan!

like nails on a...metal emery pad

it's no secert i watch A LOT of tv. but this commercial makes me want to rip my satelite off my roof, through it in a dumpster, and set it on fire.

seriously, are people that scared of clipping claws that they had to come up with this? do we have to HEAR it? what marketing genius thought the sound of cats scratching their claws on a metal emery pad was a good idea to sell a product!? for serious!?!

i mean, really? REALLY?!?

i remember seeing a cat get his claws caught in a wooden weaved bed frame once and that cat screamed bloody murder for HOURS! i can only imagine what a metal scratch pad would do!

fast fashion: golden globes red carpet

there was a theme tonight, that's for sure. nudes, ruffles, sparles and shine. basically, everything i LURRRVE!!

my fave dress of the night: chloe! some say it was more pink in person, but here it looks like the perfect shade of lavender...swoon.

a look at the ruffless...

the shimmery satins...

and the bedazzled...

toni colette's was a toss-up but the detail won me over.

kate hudson put the use of feathers to shame, sadly. i would have loved to have seen more of those! but no that way...

ok, back to the show!

golden globe live tweeting

golden globes everywhere!!

here...

and here...

and here!
live tweeting during the globes ce soir, join me!

such a classy man

i wish it waaaaaaas...

i know it seems late, but truth be told, it went by too fast and so "i wish it was christmas todayyyy!!"

mother effer that boy is hot sauce.

welcome back

oh, how i missed youuu....

is this it?

this is what we waited for?? leanne marshall, my most favoritest winner of project runway, has finally released her line for bluefly. it took forever and a day and that blue dress is the only thing that even remotely made my heart flutter. such a diss...

check the rest for yourself...yawn.

so gq

rawrrr...

di geek

anyone who knows me knows that there is a geek deep within me. this geek could not have been more excited when she saw the pilot episode of fox' new series about, of all things, a glee club.

i laughed, i totally cried, and i sang (badly) to every song! can't wait for the full season, starting this fall.

am i alone in this? any other hidden geeks out there? and hello, did anyone catch the stuttering asian twirl the guitar-playing nerd in the wheelchair? classic.

goodbye chuck

another season over. i saw it already, i will reserve comment. but watch it. do it. swoon. it's fab.

hate you vanessa...bye

find me

charlie: "pleeeease tell me we will get some answers tonight" hurley: "dude, for the last time...i. don't. know."