hips don't lie

i will definitely not have any problem popping out kids, not with these hips (thanks ma, loves youuuu). but i will almost never be able to wear a jumper. oh how i love me a jumper.

look at this girl, rubbing it in my face! brihoche even kinda looks like me! ok, i get it, enough already....

oh, and these pretty numbers? bananas.
my mom uses this excuse when things are either a) ugly but "so cheap!" or b) gorgeous but doesn't flatter: "i'll just get it for, you know, around the house". like that is an occasion one needs a wardrobe for. well friends, i might just have to get these anyway...for around the yard perhaps?